1. I do NOT accept credit cards so please come prepared. All monies accepted must be in cash.
2. I reserve the right to refuse a booking that includes, but is not limited to obscene or foul language, substance abuse, or if I feel threaten either verbally or physically.
3. I guarantee that I will be immaculately groomed for you & would expect the same in return.
Cancelation Policy!
A 25% deposit fee is required for all bookings. ME: I have a well-known reputation for being reliable. Nevertheless, circumstances can arise that warrant cancellation.
Deposits are non refundable. If there is an unfortunate change in your schedule or in the event you must cancel our confirmed meeting. The deposit is the cancellation fee.
Lateness!
Traffic…Weather…Drone attacks…Life happens, but as a professional I allow for a 15 minute grace period. If you arrive after that, expect to pay the originally agreed upon amount & understand that our time will end as originally scheduled.
Availability!
I am based in Detroit, Michigan, U.S.A, but frequently travel. Please sign up for my newsletter & be easily alerted to future travels & schedule changes.
Verification!
To make the process as quick as possible, please submit 2 provider references that includes: their name, website, when you last met & the phone number. If you are unable to provide such information, I can perform a discreet verification check myself.
Last but not least…
5. Venus & Adonis is a collection of erotic poems by William Shakespeare that were published originally as a quarto pamphlet and were printed using Shakespeare's printer Richard Field, who, like Shakespeare was from Stratford.
Venus & Adonis poems were written in Elizabethan English, which in this case becomes a hidden reward for visiting me: Can you, as the learned guest, write me an email at salone@salone.io and quote back the poem you liked. There are 7 of them. Why? You‘ll see!